Zombie RPG Poll #Ass: To do or not to do...

We hope you enjoy your visit.

You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.

Join our community!

If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features

To Do or Not To Do...
Yes. It's O-Face time... Totally worth the risk. Any way she wants it.	2 (66.7%)
Yes. But only if she does it my way. She has to wear the clown suit or it's no good. This might result in good clown-pounding, or might result in me getting killed by the hot-chick.	0 (0%)
No, the zombies will hear and will come running, and then we'll be surrounded by flesh-eating monsters while in a compromising position.	1 (33.3%)
No, she's probably just trying to trick me so she can rob me. She'll get my pants down and then take all my stuff.	0 (0%)
Kinda. I say yes, and it turns out she really was just tricking me to take my stuff. I knew it sounded too good to be true.	0 (0%)
Kinda. I blow her brains out and do her zombie style. Then take the body with me so I can lather, rinse, and repeat.	0 (0%)
Kinda. I say something lame like "We should secure a safe hideaway first, so the zombies won't get us." This probably results inn her losing all interest and just leaving or killing me. So really, no, I don't get any.	0 (0%)
No. I'm in such hard-core survival mode that I never let her get close enough to speak to me, and never realized the opportunity I just missed.	0 (0%)
No. I killed her when she started talking, because I couldn't risk the noise her voice made. On second thought, yes, because now there's a dead hot chick in front of me...	0 (0%)
No. I tried to rob her and she killed me.	0 (0%)
Total Votes: 3

Zombie RPG Poll #Ass: To do or not to do...
Topic Started: Feb 26 2010, 11:39 AM (84 Views)
Onyx	Feb 26 2010, 11:39 AM Post #1
Best Member Ever Posts: 2,108 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: May 11, 2008 What is your favorite type of game? Pen / Paper RPG	Ok, so the Zombie Apocalypse has happened. Fast Zombies. You're one of the last survivors on the planet, and it's been long time since you saw some one who wasn't trying to eat your intestines. You're some where in a downtown core, or a suburb, or something, having to kill a zombie frequently while looking for food and a safe place to stay for a night. And then... it happens. You see a live human. Hurray, living people. And it's a hot chick (or dude if you like dudes). More importantly, it's a hot chick or dude that is doing the whole "super-hardened-never-trust-anyone" thing, and they say flat out that they'll never join you ever. If you try to stick around they'll kill you because you're a liability. BUT... since you're here right now, how about a good pounding, and then we'll part ways? Let's bone one out and then we'll never see each other. Do you pound it?
	Art may imitate life, but only propoganda can hide the bodies.


Onyx	Feb 26 2010, 12:10 PM Post #2
Best Member Ever Posts: 2,108 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: May 11, 2008 What is your favorite type of game? Pen / Paper RPG	Oops. Forgot the "Your idea, that Onyx forgot to put here." Oh well.
	Art may imitate life, but only propoganda can hide the bodies.


Onyx	Feb 26 2010, 04:06 PM Post #3
Best Member Ever Posts: 2,108 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: May 11, 2008 What is your favorite type of game? Pen / Paper RPG	Shoulda just put the options of Yes, No, and Kinda, and let y'all state your reasons and specifics. oh well. Was trying to be funny. My Answer: Yes. It's O-Face time. By that point, if I'm one of the last survivors... I'll take any chance for boning I can get. This significantly reduces my chances of never turning into a zombie, but... I mean there are some needs that are worth risking it for.
	Art may imitate life, but only propoganda can hide the bodies.


thedixman2000	Feb 26 2010, 06:32 PM Post #4
Obsessed Posts: 1,836 Group: Members Member #3 Joined: May 11, 2008	No, because I can't bear the thought of the last woman on earth laughing at my tiny wang. Didn't see that as an option, though.
	Hey, what's with the silent treatment? Ellipses are for suckers! Talk to me!


x8xid	Feb 26 2010, 11:21 PM Post #5
Owner / Clan Master Posts: 3,532 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: May 9, 2008 What is your favorite type of game? Pen / Paper RPG	I don't even see how there's a choice to be made.



Onyx	Feb 26 2010, 11:27 PM Post #6
Best Member Ever Posts: 2,108 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: May 11, 2008 What is your favorite type of game? Pen / Paper RPG	Well, I figured it would be interesting, since in all the other polls, the choice was "If there's danger, do you kill your friend or not?" and everyone was like, "KILL FRIEND NOW!!" So I was like... If the presence of danger results in pwning your buddy instantly, what about the POSSIBILITY of danger, if you do something fun that does not contribute to your survival... THEN do we go "super survival" mode (like shooting your homie), or does this create a different deal? And it looks like it does...
	Art may imitate life, but only propoganda can hide the bodies.


Onyx	Feb 27 2010, 02:03 PM Post #7
Best Member Ever Posts: 2,108 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: May 11, 2008 What is your favorite type of game? Pen / Paper RPG	O-God, you respond NOW!! Or I'll... wish you had done so...
	Art may imitate life, but only propoganda can hide the bodies.


x8xid	Feb 27 2010, 02:28 PM Post #8
Owner / Clan Master Posts: 3,532 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: May 9, 2008 What is your favorite type of game? Pen / Paper RPG	I'm just saying... If I haven't gotten laid in that long AND the chick is smokin' hot. I'm not sure she would have a chance to invite me to do her.... ya know... huh? huh?



Orphannedgod	Feb 28 2010, 09:58 AM Post #9
Squad Leader Posts: 502 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: May 11, 2008 What is your favorite type of game? Pen / Paper RPG	By that point I've already resigned myself to being the only person left alive, so if she's not down to help with the surviving then she is of no actual practical use to me.
	Esta Fuerza Es Mi Espada


Onyx	Feb 28 2010, 10:58 AM Post #10
Best Member Ever Posts: 2,108 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: May 11, 2008 What is your favorite type of game? Pen / Paper RPG	Go O-God for having the highest Trauma-induced Willpower Score!!
	Art may imitate life, but only propoganda can hide the bodies.


x8xid	Feb 28 2010, 02:03 PM Post #11
Owner / Clan Master Posts: 3,532 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: May 9, 2008 What is your favorite type of game? Pen / Paper RPG	He's just that used to not being laid.



1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)


« Previous Topic · Horror / Dark Future · Next Topic »